H. L. Mencken, late in life, allowed himself to be interviewed by a young reporter from his hometown newspaper. The interviewer asked the grand old curmudgeon, “why, if you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, do you continue to live here?” Mencken answered the query with another question: “Why do people visit zoos?”
We have a rule in our house, the
zoo mall is off limits on weekends.
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